btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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