I want to have your abortion
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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