he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Of course I have a pirate flag
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
