we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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