Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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