Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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