What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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