: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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