Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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