She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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