It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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