Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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