Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
They have beer where we have blood.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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