How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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