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Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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