So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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