butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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