you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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