she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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