Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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