Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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