GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
In America we eat man semen.
Is it because I queefed?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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