What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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