Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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