Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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