butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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