My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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