i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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