i was born a porn star she said
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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