Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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