Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
you never un-have a 4some
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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