i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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