They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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