I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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