belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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