I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
