Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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