So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just googled if crying burns calories
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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