didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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