I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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