I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
