I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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