We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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