I could have mohawked her pubes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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