And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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