So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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