I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
