dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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