i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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