my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His hands were made for my vagina.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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